McLays Guest House
no kitchen, no living room, no garden, shared bathroom
3m x 2m
faulty appliances (be careful with the loose wires!!)
Sudden medical emergency? We’ll deny your request for over-the-counter painkillers and tell you to stay in your room.
Viewings at the property will be available AFTER YOUR SUDDEN AND RANDOM DISPERSAL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, please submit PROOF OF YOUR CLAIM via our website and the home office in the first instance.
The MEARS team are proud to present this DIRTY and CRAMPED double bedroom HOTEL ROOM. Find your dream home in this ONGOING HUMANITARIAN CRISIS.
The perfect property for those who want to be MALNOURISHED and LEFT WITHOUT MONEY OR SUPPORT including occasional OUTBREAKS OF COVID-19
NOT decorated AT ALL it would be PERFECT for someone WITHOUT ANY OTHER OPTIONS wanting to live in TOTAL ISOLATION. Further benefits include HEATING YOU CANNOT CONTROL a BROKEN LOCK and NO ACCESS TO LAUNDRY SERVICES.
If you have any issues with your property please contact: PHONE LINES ARE CURRENTLY DOWN :)