Mercury Hotel

rooms

no kitchen, no living room, no garden, shared bathroom

very very cramped

You will be banned from using the kitchen and can you wash your clothes in the sink

No access to sanitary products throughout your stay!


Let available date: You will be transferred into this isolated hotel with a bunch of strangers when we decide and without warning
Let Type: a very very small room
Furnish type: dirty, bedbug-ridden bed

Property Type: hotel room
Bedrooms: 1
Bathrooms: shared with many people

Viewings at the property will be available AFTER YOUR SUDDEN AND RANDOM DISPERSAL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, please submit PROOF OF YOUR CLAIM via our website and the home office in the first instance.

The Team at MEARS are THRILLED to welcome you to this DINGY HOVEL in central Glasgow. Where your room will NEVER BE CLEANED and bedding will be left UNCHANGED FOR 90 DAYS. In this gorgeous property CLOSE PROXIMITY TO OTHERS CREATES AN UNSAFE ENVIRONMENT and if you have any issues or problems we will be sure to IGNORE you.

Are you looking for ZERO AUTONOMY? Then this might just be the property for you! With NO ACCESS TO HEALTHCARE and CONSTANT SURVEILLANCE plus RISK OF FIRE we can’t wait to welcome you to your new home. BROKEN BONES? We’ll ignore you!

The property includes further benefits including MOLDY FOOD and a SHARED BATHROOM WITH XX NUMBER OF PEOPLE. The perfect place to ride out the rest of the PANDEMIC.

Plus, MEARS are so excited to let you know that they will do their utmost to uphold their policy of CONSTANT NEGLIGENCE and DISDAIN FOR YOUR BASIC HUMANITY.

If you have any issues with your property please contact: PHONE LINES ARE CURRENTLY DOWN :)


PROPERTIES



TENANT TESTIMONIES (real accounts / not satire)

"I have been living in this hotel…. for more than five months and it's nothing but a confinement with meager basic services….Staff are not only unresponsive to our requests including health claims, but also they are not letting us see a doctor when we need one."
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If anyone is affected by these issues or would like to help those who are, please connect with the
Glasgow No Evictions Network